Philosphers

Mutation: it is the key to our evolution. It has enabled us to evolve from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow, and normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millennia, evolution leaps forward.

Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.

Never invest in anything that eats or need repairs.

Trust in God, but lock your car.

Friends are family you have chosen

If at first you don't succeed destroy all evidence that you tried

Travel light and you can sing in the robber's face.

Blessed are the flexible for they shall not be bent out of shape.

Even a woodpecker owes his success to his head. He used it.

These come from all different people and books. A lot come from my book The Gift Of Belongs to those who Unwrap it and Other Happiness Tidbits for Living the Good Life by One Smart Cookie. These Quotes are done also by friends, myself, shows and books. Some will be labeled.

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer...

but wish we didn't.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. Casey Stengel

Concentrate on the Major Few and ignore the Trivial Many.

Ambition is a poor excuse of not having sense enough to be lazy. Charlie McCarthy

When you don't talk, you hear yourself better.

Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a person of some sense to know how to lie well. Anonymous

Anyone who isn't confused really doesn't understand the situation. Edward R. Murrosw

Big egos is a big shields for lots of empty space. Diana Blackand

Don't worry if your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you.

Your mind is your thought factory. Make sure not to produce any toxic wastes.

Don't confuse your net worth with your self-worth

Feeling is healing

Failure, not success, is the teacher.

You only know what something is worth when you pay for it.

Only dead fish swim with the stream.

There is no way to weld a broken promise.

Experience is the name we give to our mistakes.

Two prisoners were in jail. One saw the stars: the other the bars. Which one are you?

If you know how to swim, you cab change horses in midstream.

Progress always involves risks. You can't steal second base and keep your foot on first.

To handle yourself use your head. To handle others use you heart.

The three best doctors are nature, time, and patience.

When the heart speaks, the mind turns to peanut butter.

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.

If you think you can or think you can't you're right.

Ever morning is a good one, but if it will stay that way, that anther thing.

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. Robert Frost(1874-1963)

Before you give a person a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough of it left.

A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket. "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too." Jake Johanson

If at first you don't succeed you're running about average.

Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. J. J. Furnas

A balloon rise not because of its color, but because of what's inside it.

If you pay people in peanuts you get monkeys.

Anything that angers you, conquers you.

I never give them hell, I just tell them the truth and they think it's hell.

U.S. Navy regulations: Stay alive Accomplish the mission Have some fun.

You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.

Do or Do not there is no try.

Never get into fights with ugly people- they have nothing to lose.

If a man is sitting backward on a horse, why do we assume that he going the wrong way?

When elephants fight, it is the grass that suffers.

When your going through hell, don't stop and take a pictures.

If two people who love each other let a single instance wedge itself between them, it grows. It becomes a month, a year, a century... it becomes too late.

If you fail to prepare, you're prepared to fail.

Worry is the misuse of your imagination

Happiness is good health and a bad memories.

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.

A perpetual vacation is a good working definition of hell.

A Jedi shall not no anger nor hate nor love.

You never to old to have a happy child hood

If you want to be happy for an hour, get drunk. If you want to be happy for a weekend, get married. If you want to be happy forever, be a gardener.

Be an optimist, because tomorrow has never happened.

Before you can break out of prison, you must realize you're lock up.

It is better to lose with a smart person than to win with a dumb one.

A good politician is as rare as an honest burglar

Remember, the reason for doing the right thing today it tomorrow.

The road to success is paved with elbow grease and perspiration. Maybe that why it's so slippery.

Scared money never wins.

A poacher who shoots at a rabbit may scare big game away.