"If the grass is greener on the other side, maybe yours need watering."

The Philosopher of the South

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"May the force be with you." From Star Wars

"People always speak the  truth, but sometimes by the time they finish speaking it, it is no longer true."

"Peace over anger. Honor over hate. Strength over fear."

" "Mutation: it is the key to our evolution. It has enabled us to evolve from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow, and normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millennia, evolution leaps forward." From X-Men the Movie, Charles Xavier

"Most  good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them. "

"Never invest in anything that eats or need repairs."

"Trust in God, but lock your car."

"Friends are family you have chosen"

"If at first you don't succeed destroy all evidence that you tried"

"Travel light and you can sing in the robber's face."

"Blessed are the flexible for they shall not be bent out of shape."

"Even a woodpecker owes his success to his head. He used it."

"Scared money never wins."

"The road to success is paved with elbow grease and perspiration. Maybe that why it's so slippery."

"These come from all different people and books. A  lot come from my book The Gift Of Belongs to those who Unwrap it and Other  Happiness Tidbits for Living the Good Life by One Smart Cookie. These Quotes are done also by friends, myself, shows and books. Some will be labeled."

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer...but wish we didn't."

"All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height." By  Casey Stengel

"Concentrate on the Major Few and ignore the Trivial Many."

"Ambition is a poor excuse of not having sense enough to be lazy." By Charlie McCarthy

"When you don't talk, you hear yourself better."

"Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a person of some sense to know how to lie well."

"Anyone who isn't confused really doesn't understand the situation." By Edward R. Murrosw

"Big egos is a big shields for lots of empty space." By  Diana Blackand

"Don't worry if your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you."

Y"our mind is your thought factory. Make sure not to produce any toxic wastes."

"Don't confuse your net worth with your self-worth"

"Feeling is healing"

"Failure, not success, is the teacher. "

"You only know what something is worth when you pay for it."

"Only dead fish swim with the stream."

"There is no way to weld a broken promise. "

"Experience is the name we give to our mistakes."

"Two prisoners were in jail. One saw the stars: the other the bars. Which one are you?"

"If you know how to swim, you cab change horses in midstream."

 "Progress always involves risks. You can't steal second base and keep your foot on first."

"To handle yourself use your head. To handle others use you heart."

"The three best doctors are nature, time, and patience."

All quotes sent bellow by: Queen of the Night Lilies

"Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal." By Einstein

"Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school." By Albert Einstein

"A person starts to live when he can live outside himself." By Albert Einstein

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."     By Albert Einstein 

"They say your brain'll shut down and cry asleep, all but the primitive side, all but the animal side, all but the Furyan side." From Chronicles of Riddick

"Why are people always quick to fall and slow to rise?" By Queen of the Night Lilies

"Why do people believe in God but then turn around and say unicorns aren't real just because they haven't seen them, have they seen God lately?" By Queen of the Night Lilies

"Why are we always taught as children to be different but when we grow up and are different society deems us insane?" By Queen of the Night Lilies

"Man kind will always destroy what we fear and what we want to become." 

"Just because you are depressed it does not make you an artist."

"Before you give a person a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough of it left."

"Rosa by any other name would be a Rosa"

"Not even God could control his children"

Sent by Tori 

Be yourself because everyone else is taken. 

"When the heart speaks, the mind turns to peanut butter."

"The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary."

" If you think you can or think you can't you're right."

"Ever morning is a good one, but if it will stay that way, that anther thing."

"A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes." By Robert Frost(1874-1963)

"Before you give a person a piece of your mind, be sure you have enough of it left."

"A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket. "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too." By  Jake Johanson

" If at first you don't succeed you're running about average."

"Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees." By J. J. Furnas

"A balloon rise not because of its color, but because of what's inside it."

"If you pay people in peanuts you get monkeys."

"Anything that angers you, conquers you."

"I never give them hell, I just tell them the truth and they think it's hell."

"U.S. Navy regulations:   Stay alive Accomplish the mission Have some fun."

"You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs."

"Do or Do not there is no try." From Star Wars, Yoda

'Never get into fights with ugly people- they have nothing to lose."

If a man is sitting backward on a horse, why do we assume that he going the wrong way?

"When elephants fight, it is the grass that suffers."

"When your going through hell, don't stop and take a pictures."

"If two people who love each other let a single instance wedge itself between them, it grows. It becomes a month, a year, a century... it becomes too late."

"If you fail to prepare, you're prepared to fail."

"Worry is the misuse of your imagination"

"A poacher who shoots at a rabbit may scare big game away."

"Remember, the reason for doing the right thing today it tomorrow."

"Happiness is good health and a bad memories."

"Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea."

"A perpetual vacation is a good working definition of hell."

"A Jedi shall not no anger nor hate nor love." From Star Wars Poster

"You never to old to have a happy child hood"

"If you want to be happy for an hour, get drunk. If you want to be happy for a weekend, get married. If you want to be happy forever, be a gardener."

"Be an optimist, because tomorrow has never happened."

"Before you can break out of prison, you must realize you're lock up."

"It is better to lose with a smart person than to win with a dumb one."

"A good politician is as rare as an honest burglar"